New Things eating Old Things...

New Website….Finally!

I know it’s been forever since I threatened an updated website….even longer since I have added any words to this here Blog (which has moved from it’s dark corner of Google’s Blogger to this here dark corner of this sparkly new website), and although that’s primarily the reason behind breaking a several year blogging fast, I also wanted to take this opportunity to share things that are in the works as of late:

- while I could list a series of drawings or sculptures that I’ve been working on, it’s better to leave those to come into focus within the the bigger news of the YouTube Channel that I’m in the middle of creating.

….some of the new equipment and set-up

….some of the new equipment and set-up

To be fair, the YouTube Channel is actually already created….it’s the content that I have been working on adding. The past few months has seen myself collecting various piece of needed equipment, teaching myself film and audio editing as well as filming different projects and test scenes.
My plans for the videos themselves are mostly to share artwork, art construction and processes, but will also include a variety of non-sequitur tangents as most of my online presence does.
Now that the website is live, I’m hoping to have YouTube content to share relatively shortly….but if I have learned anything, it’s that my plans for “soon” should at least be doubled if not just taken out back and shot, buried in a shallow grave and forgotten…..I’m hoping for just doubled.

Coming back to the new website, I’m still in the process of creating a store that will reside within it, seeing as right now (and for a long while now), items that I have available are strewn throughout the web in various e-commerce iterations.

zygoat will become the face of my store…

zygoat will become the face of my store…

I’m working on having a more coherent store (containing original artwork and prints as well as other products such as apparel, mugs, stickers and voodoo spells) under one roof.

There is also a Patreon page as well as a Kickstarter in the works….but there’ll be more on both of those in the near future (or at least ‘double’ that near future).

In completely unrelated news, there seems to be absolutely no hip hop songs about cabbage.

…..it’s good to be back!

-sFisher williams

A Tragedy in the Form of Promised Things…

I have threatened to do a lot of things over the past few years: finish various projects I started, in some cases, years before; Find a cure for sleep; Create artificial life from a variety of luncheon meats sewn together and then train it to ride the bus and make people very uncomfortable.
While many of these things I’ve threatened might never see the light of day, for reasons ranging from being impractical, not having the time or being illegal in most or all States, I am happy to report to you dear readers that I have finally made good on one of these long-time threats, that is, actually making a Pro account of my Café Press Store in order to offer more than one of any given thing. And while this might not be as exciting news as, say, reading about a man made of luncheon meats being torn asunder in the city streets by countless birds while a bus of horrified onlookers slowly start to feel a wave of relief, it…..well, it……let’s just move on.
So, in christening the new store (or the promise of the new store, as there is still a lot of formatting and additions to be made as I write this) I have added a few new items, as can be seen below.
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The coffee mug pictured above is entitled “Winter Scene” and was especially draw for drinking out of….whatever that means. No, actually, it means that this image will only come in mug form….at least for now.
I am in the process of designing many more mugs, and can pretty much predict that down the road, coffee mugs will dominate this store as they are quick and easy items that are made to hold one of my favorite things on this planet.
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While I can’t say this bumper sticker is very artistic, I will say that it goes with my philosophy of nonsense…I can also say that there will be many more, just for the fun of it all.
Like I said, right now the store is rough and in it’s settling stages. There are just random items on the storefront that I’ll need to put in sections or do away with altogether. I’m also hoping to add at least one product per week, give or take…and some most likely will be sillier than others.
So check the store often, at least to see some artwork that I’ll not post anywhere else. And of course I’ll be posting updates of such things here.